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Aug 14 by tom in Humor
- Bullets!
- I find I rather like Annie Lenox’s version of Procul Harum’s “Whiter Shade of Pale”.
- From George: “Being a preacher is a very cushy job. You can say just about anything you want, as long as it is in BibleSpeak. A four-year-old can do it (e.g., Marjoe). You don’t have to know very much (in fact, the less you know the better). You take advantage of the suffering of others to advance your career. You need only possess a talent for spouting B.S. Those who can’t do, preach.” [emphasis mine]
- “It’s enough to make you believe a) that there’s a god and b) he’s on the atheists’ side…”
- “Hey, God, here’s a suggestion: next time, use Magic Missile. It doesn’t do as much damage, but it never misses, and heck, she’s a little old lady—she probably doesn’t have much in the way of hit points.”
- SmellTerror: “Science PWNS!“
- Dustin revisits Paul’s epistle to the Corinthians:I Corinthians 13:1-8 — Verily, I say unto thee, sell thy junk bonds to thy neighbor at an inflated price and buy ye a Hummer. Run ye a website with numbers in front of the url, and buy ye a flat screen. And I say unto thee, the bounty of Heaven shall be his who runs a text message contest at $0.99 per message, with recurrent fees placed upon he who does not text “STOP” to 99060. And he who spends his fortune on mad bling, and not on charity, shall see his wealth put back upon him tenfold. For tis by capitalism my Father shows his Love.
- PZ has a secret (shhhhhhh)
Have to clear out the old bookmarks and put them to use sometimes, right?
