Not for the religious without a sense of humor
“Every year in Israel, divine-bear attacks kill over 500 children.”
Sure, Moses was a great leader, an emancipator of his people and a prophet. Most people don’t know that he also was the Biblical equivalent of Splinter Cell’s Sam Fisher–a well-honed killing machine, able to slay from the shadows without pity or remorse. Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Moses had a body count.
Everything you need to know about Zombies (in Plain English)
Courtesy of Kristin at Write Now Is Good
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by the folks at Common Craft
No matter the genre, evil villains get good banter:
Yeah, check out xkcd.com. “A Webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.”
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
Only (a lot of) days until Christmas!
I’ve found the image that should be my christmas card this year.
(Insert quippy title here)
- Bullets!
- I find I rather like Annie Lenox’s version of Procul Harum’s “Whiter Shade of Pale”.
- From George: “Being a preacher is a very cushy job. You can say just about anything you want, as long as it is in BibleSpeak. A four-year-old can do it (e.g., Marjoe). You don’t have to know very much (in fact, the less you know the better). You take advantage of the suffering of others to advance your career. You need only possess a talent for spouting B.S. Those who can’t do, preach.” [emphasis mine]
- “It’s enough to make you believe a) that there’s a god and b) he’s on the atheists’ side…”
- “Hey, God, here’s a suggestion: next time, use Magic Missile. It doesn’t do as much damage, but it never misses, and heck, she’s a little old lady—she probably doesn’t have much in the way of hit points.”
- SmellTerror: “Science PWNS!“
- Dustin revisits Paul’s epistle to the Corinthians:I Corinthians 13:1-8 — Verily, I say unto thee, sell thy junk bonds to thy neighbor at an inflated price and buy ye a Hummer. Run ye a website with numbers in front of the url, and buy ye a flat screen. And I say unto thee, the bounty of Heaven shall be his who runs a text message contest at $0.99 per message, with recurrent fees placed upon he who does not text “STOP” to 99060. And he who spends his fortune on mad bling, and not on charity, shall see his wealth put back upon him tenfold. For tis by capitalism my Father shows his Love.
- PZ has a secret (shhhhhhh)
Have to clear out the old bookmarks and put them to use sometimes, right?
Unicorns!
Marcus Brigstocke
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