No-Fly List
I think if someone from the TSA read this, I may end up on said list. A worthwhile trade, I say.
Unauthorized TSA Announcement
Smooth-tongued break-beats skipping like stones, like leaves, like billboards at the side of the taxiway,
Unseen worlds swirl above and around and rush at us like we’re launching an invasion,
The plane is my flotation device stored below and someone has pulled the red cord and UP! we shoot through stratus currents and cumulus waves and surf aluminum boards on the whitewater fairy crests beneath the sun,
Zero7 PassingBy passing by like each mile between here and Atlanta; this flight held to a standard higher than speed, I measure in beats per minute,
Incipient Night! Deepfried Toguma! The captain is a drum machine!
Clouds rush by in 4/4 cymbals as the programmed vox humana samples coke-diet-coke-water-coffee-coffee-coke-snore,
Crescendo! Updraft! Wipeout! There is no motion but in Time,
The early arrival is unlike the disappointing sexual experience; using a condom may violate federal aviation requirements; sex in the lavatory must not be steamy enough to ignite the smoke detector but let the screams ignite the passengers,
In case this is all too much, push the call button and a flight attendant will arrive and give you a diazepam,
Be sure, upon landing, your seat backs and tray tables have been coaxed upright and all personal items are put away.